Some things I ponder

Is it quicker to brush your teeth in the shower with one hand and shave under your arms at the same time or do one at a time? Or brush your teeth and then shower?

Do old people in retirement villages eat lunch and dinner early because they are practicing for a nursing home timetable?

Would a catheter bag make life easier? If I had one I could stay in bed reading in the morning and not have to get up to go to the toilet. A colostomy bag would be a bit much.